* Guidos, Gorillas & Juiceheads: What I look for in a gorilla Different types of gorillas How to break up with a guido so he isn't a stage-5 cling Warning signs that the guy is a creeper 5 sure signs a guy isn't a guido. * Snooki Style: The poof never dies Waving, streaking and bangin' it - my other sick hairstyles Why orange you tan The guidette wardrobe - what to rock. This attractively designed full colour book will feature tons of photos, tips, and fascinating details from American's favourite guidette and will be a must have for fans of Snooki and Jersey Shore. Snooki also has attracted a slew of celebrity fans, like Leo DiCaprio, Sean Diddy Combs, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Zach Braff and Tinsley Mortimer. She's been parodied on Saturday Night Live, appeared on almost every major talk show (including Leno and Conan), was featured in the New York Times, and has more than 300,000 followers on Twitter. A loud, wild, cuddly and in-your-face party girl with sky-high hair and a spray tan, the pint-size Snooki has emerged as the breakout star of the wildly successful Jersey Shore.: My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot.My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy and live my life. : I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insect.I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something.
: After I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president.The economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music. : Obviously, she's a loosey-goose, because she got it in.Īfter I run for president, Deena is going to be vice-president.And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it. : A crow comes and it starts quacking at us.The Situation: If you're hungry, try a snickers.Ī crow comes and it starts quacking at us. : Even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t.I will f*%kin' attack you like a squirrel monkey. : I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percen.Įven though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a sh!t.
Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning.
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